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Post by Red on Mar 3, 2004 8:22:55 GMT -5
Alright this is how it goes: You ask the person above you in posting, and ask them a question(that makes no sense -.-'). They answer, and ask a question , and it gets answered by another person(or the sae person, I don't care). I'll start:
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago(sp?)?
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Post by Avathar on Mar 3, 2004 9:46:00 GMT -5
She's hiding in your closet ready to smother you in your sleep with a pillow and then escape once again into the night...
Why must the years fly by so quickly?
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Post by Red on Mar 3, 2004 12:23:14 GMT -5
Because they have wings, and because evry time you want time to slow down, it speeds up.
Why can't the sky be yellow instead of blue?
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Post by Avathar on Mar 4, 2004 19:52:19 GMT -5
Yellow is not a primary color, but blue is (don't ever believe any art teacher who tells you yellow is a primary color, ask any scientist and he'll tell you the truth). If the sky were yellow, the very radiation filter would dissolve and a canopy of toxic fumes would form (I'm making this up for any one gullible enough ) Why must I constantly misspeell?
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Post by Red on Mar 7, 2004 22:05:51 GMT -5
Becuase I do so so much that it has has become contagious and you caught it. or maybe because you didn't know how to spell the words??
Why does my director in the the musical i'm running tech for hate me?
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Post by Avathar on Mar 8, 2004 22:17:02 GMT -5
Because your grammer is so bad, nobody can quite tell what it is your saying. (kidding)
When will it rain
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Post by Enelya on Mar 10, 2004 10:08:57 GMT -5
in Ireland we gotta saying if you can see the hills it's gonna rain if you cna't see the hills it's already raining ;D
Is Bill Gates really blackmailing Kurt Kobain into living in mount st Helens?
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Post by Avathar on Mar 10, 2004 23:36:17 GMT -5
In one word: No
Why is computer slow?
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Post by Fallohide on Mar 11, 2004 18:55:40 GMT -5
It's obviously possessed, I'd advise a paranormalist, or Aboriginee chanters. Why won't the chainmaille I'm making just magically finish itself?
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Post by Avathar on Mar 14, 2004 19:40:05 GMT -5
E-mail has an inborn resistance to evil. But if you keep at it, you will eventually overcome it.
Why is the w called a "double-u" and not a "double-v"?
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Post by Red on Mar 14, 2004 20:53:47 GMT -5
Becuase when you make it round, it's to u's, but when we type it, you can say double v all you want.
Why did my knee turn blue when I fell off the grid ladder?
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Post by Enelya on Mar 15, 2004 7:10:48 GMT -5
obviously the evil mind controlling water mellon have infiltrated your blood and are systematically taking over your body starting with the knees *ahh run away* What is outside the universe?
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Post by Avathar on Mar 15, 2004 23:11:20 GMT -5
the multiverse
what is the basest of geometric theorems?
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Post by Red on Mar 16, 2004 9:51:39 GMT -5
The fact that the man probaly didn't speak English,a dn thus wanted to sound like he did. So the person skips to the dictonary, finds the biggest most confusing words, stung them together so they sounded good,and declared he had a therom. Turns out no noe understood, didn't want to admit it, and thus said he was right, proving my deep suspicions that it really all is a load of crap for the gullible(as is this entire story).
Why are wizards always though of as magical?
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Post by Enelya on Mar 16, 2004 11:32:42 GMT -5
because the witchs gave them permission to say so.
Why are young kids desceptivly cute then when you turn around they kick you in the back mutter mutter mutter!
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